CASE IP-0419
cc: X Buy $IPEPE

Exhibit A · filed under seal · floor 31

Insider Pepe

The pepe under the boardroom table, chin in hand, writing down every word said above him.

SubjectPepe. frog. smug
Locationunder the conference table, between seat 4 and the chairman's left shoe
Methodsitting very still and listening
Evidenceone spiral notepad, slightly damp
StatusUNDER INVESTIGATION
Read his notes Exhibit Z
EXHIBIT A
Pepe the frog crouched under a boardroom table holding a small spiral notepad, directors' shoes behind him
recovered at 16:15 after the vote

Exhibit B

Notes recovered from the carpet

Eight lines, all blacked out by legal. Lift the bars yourself.

  1. cfo taps his left shoe when he says roughly flat
  2. merger with the yogurt company codename GREEK
  3. ceo said do not write this down wrote it down
  4. buyback vote passes at 4:15 oatmeal cookies again

Scripts are off, so the bars stay on.

Exhibit C

Camera 04, under the table

The only footage from the floor. The shoe on the right belongs to the chairman.

Pepe on the office carpet next to a table leg and a black dress shoe, finger to his lips, a folded note on the floor
CAM 04 · FLOORREC --:--:--
Frame 2210. Subject holds a finger to his lips. The note on the carpet is his.

Exhibit Z

The last page

Stapled to the back of the notepad.

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